Mugshot Cat

Record of arrest

Height at the wall1 ft 8 in

Colorall of it, black

Cooperation during bookingnone offered

Eye contact with officeruninterrupted

Prior recordsseven

Statement given I was on the counter because the counter was there. Nobody has ever explained to me what the counter is for, and until somebody does, I consider the matter open.

Prior offenses

01Removed one glass from a table while making direct eye contact
02Entered a room that had been closed on purpose
03Sat on a document during the exact minute it was needed
04Screamed at four in the morning at a wall
05Refused to be found for nine hours
06Was found the whole time inside a drawer
07Did all of the above again the following week

They took two photographs because one angle was not enough to hold what I am.

Neither was two.